I know *I* already made fun of this one, but I can make fun of MYSELF, dammit. He is supposed to say kind and complimentary things about me at all times. I put it in our vows.
Anyway, when he saw this beauty:
Love you too, a-hole.
Apparently, Jeremy is an expert in the area of hats.
When he saw this picture:
And then when he saw this one:
As this one caught his eye:
He said, "Oh, are you all tarted up in this one? Let me see it."
Veronica: TARTED up? What the eff?
Jeremy: Oh, I guess not.
Veronica: Tarted up?
Jeremy: Yeah, I thought maybe you were wearing a club shirt.
Veronica: Nope, just a cotton halter and a grey cotton hoodie from the GAP.
Jeremy: That actually sounds pretty slutty. Can I see that picture again?
Veronica: Absolutely not.