I'm trying to write Genevieve's birth story, but every time I have a moment to write, G gets jealous, I have to pick her up, and then I try to type with one hand for a while -- not ideal -- then give up, only having added two or three sentences.
SO, in the meantime, I thought I might float you a little Jeremy hilariousness to tide you over. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Veronica: I swear, I wash this baby's hair and a half an hour later it looks all greasy!
Jeremy: Well, she is EYE-talian, after all.
Veronica: *punches Jeremy in throat*
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