Me: Jeremy, I think I might cut off the collar of this shirt and use it under Josephine's Minnie costume instead of going out and buying a new long sleeve black t-shirt. What do you think?
Jeremy: Why are you going to cut up a perfectly good shirt?
Me: Ummm ... what? Here, look at it again.
Me: It's ruined.
Me: Look at it.
Me: Look CLOSER.
Me: You seriously, SERIOUSLY don't see that huge bleach mark? SERIOUSLY?