Josie: "Mom, look! I'm washing the BACKS of my hands, too! My friend Alexis taught me that."
Me: "I taught you that. Years ago. Plus we discussed it last week. In depth."
Josie: "No, Alexis taught me this."
Me: "No, I did."
Josie: "Mom, you've never mentioned this before. Not once. Alexis taught me this to stay healthy."
Me: "I guess it's a good thing I sent you to preschool so your new friends could teach you about proper hygiene."
Josie: "Yeah. Alexis is great."