SCENE: WATCHING CONAN MAKE FUN OF THE NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE
Jeremy: Ah, yes. [what sounds like] Elvoldemort.
Jeremy: L. Voldemort.
Jeremy: Lord Voldemort.
Jeremy: Like, H. Potter versus L. Voldemort.
Veronica: Enough with the H. Potter stuff. You have been saying it non-stop for weeks, and I think you're doing it just because you know it makes me angry.
Jeremy: Seriously though. Do you prefer H. Potter or Harry P.?
Veronica: Shut up.
Jeremy: H. Potter it is.
SCENE: IN BED. I ACCIDENTALLY FLAIL AND SMACK MY HEAD INTO JEREMY'S, WAKING UP BOTH OF US.
Veronica: [groggily] Oh, man ... I just hit you ... sorry. [Falling back to sleep]
Jeremy: Don't bash your egghead into my skull, egghead!
Veronica: [Suddenly wide awake] What the hell did you just say to me?? You better be dream-talking, because that was HARSH!
Jeremy: Oh, come on. Egghead? That is a total compliment! It means I think you're smart!
Veronica: Ass. [Rolls over]
Jeremy: [whispering] You're not going to remember this in the morning? ... Are you?
SCENE: WATCHING The True Story of Thanksgiving ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL
Narrator: ... so, the Yankees settled the Great Lakes region ...
Jeremy: You see, Josephine, your family, or "The Yankees" came over many many generations ago and helped settled the Great Lakes region. ALL THIS [waves arms around him in sweeping motion to indicate Michigan] is because of your ancestors.
Jeremy: Well, half of your ancestors anyway.
Veronica: Thank you for the accuracy.
Jeremy: Your mother's side of the family was still in Crazyland.
Veronica: Excuse me?
Jeremy: You know, The Land of Emotion.
Veronica: You can't be referring to Italy, can you?
Jeremy: Yes, yes I can.
Veronica: [Through clenched teeth] You are SO dead.
Jeremy: See! You're proving my point!!