Wednesday, December 22, 2010

You're Welcome

I know there are some of you out there who are scrambling for last-minute gifts, and I am here to help, people.  


Now, I'm actually ruining Christmas for my family and friends since they all got one of these gifts (or two or three, IF they're my favorites), but I am THAT dedicated to my readers.  I want you all to be as wonderful at gift-giving as I am.


Awesome gift #1:  Did you know that the infamous Shake Weight is now available in the "man" version?  Give the men in your life the satisfaction the men in this commercial are experiencing.


If you have not seen this commercial yet, please, for the love of god, watch at least the first 12 seconds.  Please.  You will not be disappointed.  This is a REAL commercial, people, not a parody.



Awesome gift #2:  Snuggies for humans are so last year.  Your dog needs a Snuggie in order to be as relaxed and happy as this dog.


Snuggie™ Doggie

I mean, come on!  Man's best friend deserves the best, right?  And as the commercial points out, there are really no practical alternatives.


Awesome gift #3:  Seeing the commercial for Easy Feet made me realize how difficult it really is to reach your own feet.  I mean, bending over?  Who can do that? 




As the commercial asks, "How DO you clean your feet?  You bend, stretch, and you can't reach!"  Yes, how DO you clean your feet?  I know I have just given up.  Bring cleanliness back to your loved ones and "LITERALLY change the way you bathe FOREVER!"




Awesome gift #4:  I know jeggings are all the rage these days, but I still need COMFORT along with my fashion.  Pajama jeans are the fabulous solution to that conundrum.

Looks like denim, but feels like PJs!  Not only stylish and sexy, but soft and comfortable!  In my opinion, I wouldn't limit this gift to the ladies on your list.


Awesome gift #5:  Why have a boring old pillow when you can have a PILLOW that is also a PET??


Okay, confession:  I actually just want one of these.  It's probably leftover jealousy from never having a pillow person like DJ on Full House (I wanted the one that looked like a window).

Plus, that commercial gets stuck in your head.  "It's a PILLOW.  It's a PET.  It's a PILLOW PET!!"


Get shopping!  Don't give a boring gift card when you can get one of these wonders!  Enjoy your last few shopping days, folks!

8 comments:

  1. My nephew really wanted a pillow pet - and when his mom gives you ideas she doesn't tell anyone else. Therefore - no pillow pet from me would mean NO pillow pet at all. So there went $15 (at least it was on sale). To make matters worse, he wanted the dolphin....which looks like a whale. I pride myself on my gifts, not this year, I hang my head in shame...

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  2. I can't wait to open gifts on Christmas Eve...

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  3. Man Veronica I wish you were part of my family....I would LOVE any of those gifts. lol

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  4. OMG, the Shake Weight! I see that commercial almost every time I'm at the gym. My biceps don't look anything like the ones on TV. I totes need a Shake Weight. And a milkshake. Maybe just a milkshake.

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  5. I had almost forgotten about pillow people!! I had what was probably the only one that wasn't a person- "Dina Snooze", an awesome green dinosaur with purple spots. Ah, memories.

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  6. my daugter Loves her ladybug pillowpet. We found it for $10 in Oct. I have an awesome picture where she closed it & stuck her head IN it & went to sleep. So it was basically wrapped around her head with the strap on her forehead. Her pillow went Anywhere she did. It was kind of hilarious. She still loves that thing, but more as a pillow than a toy now. She's 4 so she's allowed to love it.

    and dog snuggies ar Lame. Cause they aren't big enoug to fit my dogs. :(

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  7. I had almost forgotten about pillow people!! I had what was probably the only one that wasn't a person- "Dina Snooze", an awesome green dinosaur with purple spots. Ah, memories.

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  8. my daugter Loves her ladybug pillowpet. We found it for $10 in Oct. I have an awesome picture where she closed it & stuck her head IN it & went to sleep. So it was basically wrapped around her head with the strap on her forehead. Her pillow went Anywhere she did. It was kind of hilarious. She still loves that thing, but more as a pillow than a toy now. She's 4 so she's allowed to love it.

    and dog snuggies ar Lame. Cause they aren't big enoug to fit my dogs. :(

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