Monday, September 19, 2011

Funny Stuff My Husband Says, Vol. XIV: More Evidence My Husband is the Man of My Dreams

He leaves me warning notes.*


He totally gets me. While he does tease me about thinking everything and everyone is a murderer, he realizes it is a part of me. What a fella.


*Clarification: I am not THAT crazy that I need to be reminded about everyday occurrences like postal workers coming to my home. This was a scheduled special delivery, and I don't get many visitors. Therefore, a knock on the door would have been likely to set off my "I don't want to get murdered today" warning bells.**


**Also, who's 29 years murder-free? YUP. This gal *Victory fist pump*
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10 comments:

  1. KatieSeptember 19, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    LOL- I totally think anyone who rings my doorbell is there to murder/rob/sexually assault me. I never answer it. Though, it probably would be smart to look up the stats on how many murderers/burglars/rapists actually ring the doorbell before attacking their victims. I also fully believe that most of our neighbors are serial killers, and when the dogs locked me out of the house, I 100% refused to go ask any of them if I could use their phone. I walked 10 minutes away to use the phone at a restaurant instead. Fooled you serial killer neighbors!

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  2. Branwen ThomasSeptember 19, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    The second footnote is hysterical! Way to go Veronica!

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  3. Ed AdamsSeptember 19, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Happy You'restillalive Day!

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  4. Veronica Marcetti DimickSeptember 19, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Thanks, dude! I love celebrating that!

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  5. Veronica Marcetti DimickSeptember 19, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    EXACTLY. Serial killer neighbors are TRICKY. But you are much smarter. Bravo.

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  6. TILTESeptember 19, 2011 at 11:55 PM

    As I always say- All notes that are about murder should end with a heart symbol.

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  7. AlonewithcatsSeptember 20, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    I'm almost 31 years murder-free. I'm winning!

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  8. Veronica Marcetti DimickSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:19 AM

    It's kind of a rule in our house. Yours too?

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  9. Veronica Marcetti DimickSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    It's not a contest!

    Or IS it ... ?

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  10. Veronica Marcetti DimickSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    Thanks, Branwen! I'm proud of myself, too!

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