Ummm ... what? This guy is following me on Twitter?
I thought I was highlighting the lameness of my Twitter existence, but you know what? I like it. All of it. And Andrew Zimmern does too, so if you don't think I'm cool enough to follow on Twitter, you can SUCK IT.
(I'm gonna feel really stupid when someone catches the error and he un-follows me.)
(Who am I kidding? That would never happen.)
(Who am I kidding? It probably already did.)
(I just checked. It's been five days and he's still there. Let's ride this out!)