Funny Stuff My Husband Says, Vol. VIII: "Making fun of pictures of his wife" Edition

My husband is like the funniest guy on the planet.  So, every once and a while, I salute him.  Like today.  To see all volumes of Funny Stuff My Husband Says, click here.


I know *I* already made fun of this one, but I can make fun of MYSELF, dammit.  He is supposed to say kind and complimentary things about me at all times.  I put it in our vows.


Anyway, when he saw this beauty:

He said, "Oh.  Lord.  Oh Lord.  Give me that.  I need a closer look.  Wait, a closer look was too much.  It's just all TOO MUCH.  Take it back."


Love you too, a-hole.


Apparently, Jeremy is an expert in the area of hats.


When he saw this picture:

He said, "You can always tell when people who don't normally wear hats try to wear hats.  So sad."


And then when he saw this one:

He said, "Look, there it is again!  Why do you even try to wear hats?"


As this one caught his eye:

He said, "Oh, are you all tarted up in this one?  Let me see it."

Veronica:  TARTED up?  What the eff?

Jeremy:  Oh, I guess not.

Veronica:  Tarted up?

Jeremy:  Yeah, I thought maybe you were wearing a club shirt.

Veronica:  Nope, just a cotton halter and a grey cotton hoodie from the GAP.

Jeremy:  That actually sounds pretty slutty.  Can I see that picture again?

Veronica:  Absolutely not.