Funny Stuff My Husband Says, Vol. XVII: Death Becomes Her

Veronica: Jeremy, I am not even kidding, I really feel like I am dying.


Jeremy: Okay, well ... is there something I can do help you?


Veronica: Yes, you can rub my lower back, since that is where all the pain is concentrated.


Jeremy: Rubbing your back is going to stop you from dying?


Veronica: Yes.


Jeremy: See, I find that hard to believe.


Veronica: Jeremy ... 


Jeremy: Seriously. Do you think there has EVER been a situation where a paramedic arrived on the scene and said, "This person is DYING! If we just apply some BACKRUBBING, I think we can save her!"?