Thursday, November 17, 2011
Funny Stuff My Husband Says, Vol. XVII: Death Becomes Her
Veronica: Jeremy, I am not even kidding, I really feel like I am dying.
Jeremy: Okay, well ... is there something I can do help you?
Veronica: Yes, you can rub my lower back, since that is where all the pain is concentrated.
Jeremy: Rubbing your back is going to stop you from dying?
Jeremy: See, I find that hard to believe.
Veronica: Jeremy ...
Jeremy: Seriously. Do you think there has EVER been a situation where a paramedic arrived on the scene and said, "This person is DYING! If we just apply some BACKRUBBING, I think we can save her!"?