Thursday, November 17, 2011

Funny Stuff My Husband Says, Vol. XVII: Death Becomes Her

Veronica: Jeremy, I am not even kidding, I really feel like I am dying.

Jeremy: Okay, well ... is there something I can do help you?

Veronica: Yes, you can rub my lower back, since that is where all the pain is concentrated.

Jeremy: Rubbing your back is going to stop you from dying?

Veronica: Yes.

Jeremy: See, I find that hard to believe.

Veronica: Jeremy ... 

Jeremy: Seriously. Do you think there has EVER been a situation where a paramedic arrived on the scene and said, "This person is DYING! If we just apply some BACKRUBBING, I think we can save her!"?

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