Me: Josephine! There's a huge gnaw mark on If You Give a Cat a Cupcake! What the heck, kid?
Me: Oh, really?
Josephine: Trust me, I'm just as shocked as you are. But honestly, I think it's fine. Look, it still works.
Me: Yeah, you have a point. I mean it's not ruined or anything ... HEY!!! 
Josephine: Yeah. Symmetry. It tastes good.
Books are much better when eaten AND read. Josephine is a pioneer of this technique.
ReplyDeleteYou always take her side! :)
DeleteFunny! Too bad for the poor book, though. Books have feelings!
ReplyDeleteI know! She knows the best way to break a bibliophile's heart!
DeleteThat was the best laugh I've had all day! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteHa, thanks! That's another thing about toddlers, I suppose: They're often good for a laugh! Thanks for stopping by!
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