Jeremy: I'd like to have a serious conversation with you. One in which you are completely open and honest and tell me the absolute truth about something.
Veronica: Ummm ... okay. Is everything alright?
Jeremy: Yeah, everything's fine. But I need to ask you a question, and I need you to promise you will be honest. Totally honest.
Veronica: Yes, yes, of course. What is it?
Jeremy: Okay. When you are taking a bite of broccoli, like when you're bringing it up to your mouth, are you actually thinking "Oh yeah, this is going to taste great. I really enjoy eating this broccoli"?
Veronica: What?
Jeremy: Like, do you really like it? When you take a bite, are you thinking, "Yup, delicious, just like I thought it would be"?
Veronica: You know I thought you were going to talk to me about something really serious, right? And that you had me all worried, right?
Jeremy: I just really need to know. Among friends here, and all. Do you really REALLY like broccoli? You're not just putting me on and pretending you like it because you want me to eat more foods that are good for me?
Veronica: Yes, I really like broccoli. I do.
Jeremy: I just can't buy it. When you're eating it, are you thinking "Oh yeah, this is way better than pizza."
Veronica: Well, I don't know if I'd say that, but I really really TRULY enjoy the taste of broccoli. It's one of my favorite vegetables.
Jeremy: AH-HA! It's one of your favorite VEGETABLES! But vegetables all taste like garbage, so it's just the best-tasting garbage! That doesn't make it GOOD, just because it's the best of the worst!
Veronica: *Leaves the room*
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This made me lol at my desk.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!!! Too funny. I LOVE broccoli. Mmmmmm with cheese on top. ;) Best tasting garbage ever!
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