My husband is like the funniest guy on the planet. So, every once and a while, I salute him. Like today. To see all volumes of Funny Stuff My Husband Says, click here.
SCENE: The Truvia commercial (click HERE if you don't know it) comes on and I, of course, gets angry at how annoying the commercial is:
Veronica: Oh my god, there are so many terrible commercials lately.
Jeremy: I think you're just getting old.
Veronica: Harumph! I'm not getting old! Just last month I was saying there were tons of funny commercials on TV.
Jeremy: Yeah. It happens really fast.
SCENE: Talking about all his plans to revitalize Detroit:
Jeremy: You know, you could really carpet-bag the SHIT out of Detroit!
SCENE: I am assembling all our cloth diapers while Jeremy and Josephine are chillaxin' on the couch next to me:
Veronica: You know, I read something interesting today.
Jeremy: Oh really?
Veronica: Yeah, I read on this blog I love that she washes the cloth diapers during the day and then her husband comes home from work and assembles them.
Veronica: That's a pretty sweet arrangement, huh?
Jeremy: Well, I guess you should have married that guy.
Veronica: Yeah, probably.
Jeremy: But then, of course, your baby wouldn't look like THIS (picking up Josephine and shoving her in my face).