My husband says so many dang funny things that the first volume couldn't contain him and I had to move on to Volume II. To see all volumes, click here. Enjoy!
SCENE: Jeremy is teasing me about being a spendthrift (Yeah, I spent $9 on slippers. Seriously.) and starts his "Rockafeller" routine.
Jeremy: Oooh! American Eagle slippers! Aren't we fancy?
Veronica: Shut it. I got them at Payless and they were cheap.
Jeremy: [in a mocking tone] Oh, we are so rich. Make it rain, baby! Make it rain [makes motions that he later explains is supposed to represent money raining from the sky] We're so rich we have a cat AND a dog!
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SCENE: We just got done flipping our mattress (best decision we have made in months) and we are remaking the bed.
Jeremy: [Wistfully] I don't know how I ever lived without a bed skirt.
Veronica: HAHA! Good one!
Jeremy: No, seriously. Bed skirts are so classy.
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SCENE: Jeremy is coming home for lunch on Friday, my day off.
Jeremy: [Pops head in door and begins singing] "It's like raaaaaayyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnnnnn/ on your wedding day!!!"
[Jeremy stops singing and points to me]
Veronica: "It's a freeeeeeee riiiiiiiiiiddddddddddeeeeeee/ when you already paid!!"
[We sing back and forth for a few mintues. Loudly. MoJo runs upstairs. Cleo looks very concerned and paces back and forth between us.]
Jeremy: [sigh] See, it's a good thing I'm not Hef and you're not a cougar.
Veronica: Ummmmm .... why?
Jeremy: We wouldn't have been able to enjoy that little bit of common pop culture.
Too adorable. :)
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