Veronica: So, I noticed you got a lot of compliments on facebook today.
Jeremy: I know! What can I say? Your husband is a handsome fellow.
Veronica: Ummm, yeah. But they were complimenting your sweater. You know, the one *I* bought you?
Jeremy: Yeah.
Veronica: The sweater *I* picked out ... people are complimenting it.
Jeremy: *blank stare*
Veronica: They like your sweater. And *I* picked it out.
Jeremy: *blank stare*
Veronica: They like your sweater. And *I* picked it out.
Jeremy: Yeah.
Veronica: So, really, it was MY good taste that led to you getting those compliments. Something to think about.
The next day:
spoken like a good wife.
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