Remember the other day when I was making fun of my facebook sidebar ads and I was like, why is someone with a bashed-in nail holding her swiss cheese manicure over some pumpkins? Well, two of my whip-smart readers either have better vision or better imaginations (likely both) and were like, Dude, Veronica, that is a MOUSE eating her cheese-tipped fingernails! And Courtney and Salome Ellen, you are so right.
The answer to the above question = mouse on a fingernail. How could I not have seen that coming? I even found a better picture online of some similar nail work.
My favorite part, other than the holes drilled in the nail tips, are those googly eyes on the mouse. I mean, mice are ADORABLE. Why would you NOT want one on your fingernail? Look! Mouse eating cheese! Cuuuuute.
I mean, I assume with the holes and the eyes that they were going for a life-like feel. But why stop at an adorable mouse? I want an adorable CAT on my manicure!
Awwww, look at him! Just eating his little mouse friend. Maybe they met in the salon. Hee hee. I would probably ask the manicurist for some entrails, however. You know I am a slave to realism!
While we're on the subject of cats, why not go for the best of the best? I want the king of the jungle on MY nails!
It's like these images get cuter and cuter as I go along! I swear, all those people who told me over and over that I was a creative genius? They were SO right. I mean, watch this: I have MORE ideas.
Don't stop with your feline friends -- get a DOG manicure!
That little scamp. Eating his own poop. CLASSIC.
You know what animal I really like? BEARS!
What a little sweetie!
How about we just end this and skip right to the ultimate eater? Mr. Vulture, you are SUPER CUTE.
Animals eating. I think I'm onto something here. Stay tuned for my Etsy shop where I sell press-on nails, custom painted with animals eating things. They will scream "I love animals and I love eating! I am fun fun fun!"
It's a billion dollar idea.