She plays with dolls!
She eats bubbles!
She talks on the phone!
Her fine motor skills are AMAZING!
I noticed she had it in her chubby little hand, and in the two second it took me to fly across the room and dive head-first toward her, she had it opened and ALL OVER.
Hot pink, fast-drying nail polish. ALL OVER HER BODY. And her clothes. And a beloved stuffed animal. And her mother. And after I carried her in to the bathroom to clean her up, all over every inch of our bathroom.
Oh yeah. And all over our bedding.
BWAHAHAHAAA! Be afraid, lady. Be VERY afraid.