I have an exciting opportunity for you. Do you feel your derrière is flat and boring? Do you wish it could really ... POP? Then look no further!
If you can't stomach the whole thing, here are the highlights:
0:14 -- The first time you hear the *POP* sound
0:36 -- The most ridiculous and misleading before and after of all time
0:40 -- The secret of Booty Pop panties is revealed!
1:03 -- Booty Pop lists all the types of garments you can drape over your butt. ALSO, awesome dancing in mirror montage
1:36 -- Camera angle accidentally reveals how lumpy one's booty will look when wearing Booty Pop
1:55 -- All five "exciting" colors are shown
You're welcome. Here's to hoping your booty is always popping.