Okay, first of all -- did anyone else know this? Because I sure didn't. I do a lot of driving and late night traveling, and sometimes I hit a drive-thru for some Diet Coke and something gross like a McNugget so I can power through the rest of the night. If I had been denied, I too might be angry.
Then again, there aren't too many things I love more than an Egg McMuffin, so I could have adjusted. Moving on.
Okay, so Meldoi Dushane was not happy when she could not get her McNuggets. She was so angry that she punched the drive-thru attendant in the face, fought with the manager through the window, and then when they closed the window to call the police, she punched through it.
The Smoking Gun is over there acting like she is a crazy lady, that no normal person would behave in that fashion.
Clearly, this woman in pregnant. Let me break it down for you:
FACT 1: She went to the drive-thru window looking for "lean" protein. Yeah, the nuggets are fried, but they aren't red meat. Everyone knows that a nauseated preggo needs protein to calm the sea of angry waves in her stomach. Plus, protein is good for the baby. So, she was actually being a GOOD mother.
FACT 2: She needed McNuggets and ONLY McNuggets. Some people might not understand the whole craving thing, but by god, those cravings are real and severe and intense and horrific. Sometimes there is ONE thing you want, nay, need, and if you don't get it, you might kill someone. Also, you might not eat for the rest of the day, and that is negligent parenting. You can't grow a baby without food. That's a scientific fact.
FACT 3: Hormones. Hormones, hormones, hormones. Those bitches will MESS YOU UP when you are pregnant, and they will drive you to do and say crazy things. This isn't a repeat offender we have here. So she is clearly not full-time crazy. Just pregnant crazy.
FACT 4: When she was denied her beloved McNuggets, she didn't just yell. She utilized her crazy mother strength by punching through the window. This was clearly the strength of a pregnant woman trying to provide for her embryo or fetus.
So, Smoking Gun, the next time you want to make fun of a lady, be sure she isn't knocked up. Because she might come for YOU next. I would suggest stock-piling some nuggets.