1. Look at the hugeness that is me at 17 weeks pregnant! (If you read my baby blog, this is not news, and for that, I apologize. But I bet you'll survive.)
Yowza!!
2. Tonight we went out to dinner at a restaurant we used to hit up ALL the time when we lived at our last place. Like, the manager knew us on a first name basis. Since we moved out here, we haven't really been back too often because it is a really far drive compared to all the billions of restaurants that are steps away from our home. SO, when we went tonight, the manager remembered us!! Ha! And he was like, "where have you been?" and we were like, "dude, I bet your life got a lot more boring when we moved away," and then he was like "OMG, you're having a baby!" and we were like, "yep." THEN, when the waitress came, she was like "Matt gave you a 50% discount." I felt a little bad, because I bet she thought we complained about something to get that discount, but we were too floored to be too worried about her. I mean, I think we are going to start telling everyone we are pregnant with our first baby in hopes of free things. SCORE!
3. On the way home, I reminded Jeremy that we need to drop off a fecal sample at the vet for our dog's annual fecal float. Jeremy told me THIS: "I think that is made up."
Me: "What?"
Jeremy: "Fecal floats."
Me: "What does that even MEAN?"
Jeremy: "I bet there isn't even a test they do to the poop. I think there is some dude who likes to play with shit and that's why they make you bring in fresh poop and then charge you so you don't get suspicious."
Me: ...
So, big bellies, discounted dinner, and poop conspiracies. Pretty good night, I'd say.
Yes! I have alwayws wondered what the fuck a fecal float was. Ew. See if you can get pictures for us.
ReplyDeleteWhoa- big belly! I am totally laughing with you. Right??
Free stuff ROX! So you should go there more often. I drive almost two hours for muffins when the mood hits. ;)
You look heavily pregnant...and beauitiful too!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I got to the part about Jeremy's comments about the poop, I laughed out loud!!
ReplyDeleteThe only problem was that Dad was on the phone on an "important" call, and I was sitting about 2 feet away from him. He "hummffed" and I could feel "the look" through the back of my head. I had to leave the room still giggling!
Another week or so until mid-preggo ultrasound, right? Good luck! You look fantastic!
ReplyDeleteWell I guess we should be glad that guy who likes to play with animal poop doesn't work for a human doctor.
ReplyDeleteSara -- Two hours for muffins? DANG. You have dedication. I, on the other hand, usually have to hit the cancel button on the toaster because I don't have enough patience to wait.
ReplyDeleteaynzan -- Thank you!!
Mom -- I know, I married a hilarious guy!!
Sarah -- Yeah, on April 16th!!
Aunt Juicebox -- Yes, we should always count our blessings, right?
Sara -- Two hours for muffins? DANG. You have dedication. I, on the other hand, usually have to hit the cancel button on the toaster because I don't have enough patience to wait.
ReplyDeleteaynzan -- Thank you!!
Mom -- I know, I married a hilarious guy!!
Sarah -- Yeah, on April 16th!!
Aunt Juicebox -- Yes, we should always count our blessings, right?