Guess what? This post is going to be both highly original AND unbelievably interesting. Yes, it is actually a list of things making me mad this morning. Hold on to your britches.
1. It's Monday.
2. My car decided last night that it was done with me and is now refusing to start. So it might need a new starter or alternator.
3. This means I had to drive my darling husband's car to work this morning. While I love my husband, I curse his choice in cars. His Camaro is slowly rumbling its way to the grave. It shakes. It chugs. It makes horribly loud noises. It scares the living crap out of me and I am sure that at any minute I will be careening to my death. It also only has one setting for the driver's seat -- almost completely horizontal. Do you know who drives around like that? Hoodlums, that's who.
4. I only work two days this week and then have two weeks off. So, if my car could have waited a week, it would have been no big deal at all.
5. There are oh-so-many things we need to buy and oh-so-many things I want to buy (like more maternity clothes so I have more than three outfits I can wear to work), but now we will spend money on my STUPID CAR just because it is mad at me for something. It's probably mad that I left like three coffee cups in the backseat (my travel mugs all disappeared) and two of them smashed together and broke and I didn't clean it up yet. It' the only reason I can think of.
6. I had a blog post all ready to go about the latest episode of 16 and Pregnant and how the boyfriend was the worst human being in history, but at least at the end she came to her senses and cut him out of their life and had the baby's last name changed. I was so proud of that little bitch, and then I watched the after-show online, and she was all, "Well, we're off and on. He breaks up with me and then posts stuff on the Internet about me being a fat whore, but then we get back together a few days later ... tee hee." And I was all, "TEE HEE? What is wrong with you???" It made me irrationally mad at how much faith I had in her moving on and being a strong parent.
7. THIS is how big I am already, even though I am only 4 1/2 months pregnant.
8. Plus, did I mention it's Monday?
But I love each and every one of you. Can you maybe tell me you love me? Just a little? Please and thanks.
Ugh! Sorry about the car! Mine has been somewhat poorly behaved lately as well. And the belly! OMG Perfect.
ReplyDeleteSo your hubs is a hoodlum? Maybe he can get you discount parts. Or just steal one. ;P
ReplyDeleteHoly crap- I had FABULOUS maternity clothes and I just gave them away. Sorry. I would have totally mailed you really awesome shirts.
Go onto my FaceBook, and check out my Chicago pictures. Look at the end of the album. You will love it. It's like 16 and pregnant but BETTER!
It's all a matter of perception: just think of yourself as a pimpin' gangsta who is rollin' in a Camaro. An adorable, pregnant gangsta.
ReplyDeleteI love you, my baby
ReplyDeleteI'm mad it's Monday, too, and I'm sorry about your car issues. But, at least you have some time off to look forward to :)
ReplyDeleteHAHA, at first glance I thought you said, "Hold on to your bitches."
ReplyDeleteI think you look fabulous. Definitely all belly. Though I know when pregnant you always feel like a whale no matter what others say. :)
Bums about your car. It probably is the coffee mugs.
-Becca
Dang, I missed the after show. That kid really is a piece of shit!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, of course we LOVE you!
The camaro one made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteHAHA, at first glance I thought you said, "Hold on to your bitches."
ReplyDeleteI think you look fabulous. Definitely all belly. Though I know when pregnant you always feel like a whale no matter what others say. :)
Bums about your car. It probably is the coffee mugs.
-Becca