Okay, I am fully aware that my last post was vulgar and whatnot. My husband said, "Well, that's graphic," after he read it. But come on, people. I LOST A FOLLOWER for talking about dicks? Now I have the super-sads. Thanks.
Was it you, mom?
Anyway, in defense of dicks -- like 49% of the population has them. They cannot be ignored. Remember that book Everybody Poops and how it was great because it de-mystified poop? And remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine accidentally sends out a Christmas card with a "nip-slip" and Jerry and Kramer helped her feel better by lifting up their shirts and saying "everyone has nipples!!"?
Well, I do. And guess what? Dicks exist and sometimes people talk about them. Why can't we all just get along?
Next post: BOOBS.
Dicks are dicks so chicks have words that rhyme with sticks.
ReplyDeleteAs for losing a follower...it's not the dick that did it..maybe the dick wasn't big enough...maybe it was bigger than that followers dick and gave them a complex...things happen for certain reasons...we just have to deal with it.
I can't wait for the boobie post...and I have them, but am not a fan of them...but support them just like my bra!!
Keep on keepin on!
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If I could have followed you twice for the baby dick post, I totally would have. Whoever left you is obviously lame.
ReplyDeleteI found it hilarious. Obviously the person who left had a baby dick and felt self conscious when you talked about it.
ReplyDeleteI'm also a Michigander and I've lived here all of my 28, nearing 29 years, and I still have not been to Mackinaw Island. How sad is that? The UP, many times, but the Island, not so much. I even have family that own a home up there! Shows how vulgar I am, they don't even think to invite me up.
The dick post only made me like you more.
ReplyDeleteI recently lost a reader, too, and I suspect it was because I didn't mention dicks (for once.)
Or it could have been that I made fun of Hitler, and that person is a racist.
Maybe your lost reader just hates penises, in which case, who needs him?
I don't have a dick, but I like reading about them :)
ReplyDeleteI love that seinfeld moment. It seems like something my friends would do to comfort me in such a situation.
ReplyDeleteAlso, BABYWEINERS.
Not gonna lie - I'm catching up on a few days worth of blog reading, and when I read the dick post I laughed so hard I think some snot flew out onto my keyboard (yay, more graphic images!). I thought it was hilarious (obviously), and if someone was offended by that post (which was actually relatively tame!), you don't need them! Actually you don't need them anyway, when you have me :) (kidding)
ReplyDeleteInsatiable Host -- Thanks, sister. I will keep on keepin' on. And I was kind of kidding about the boobie post, but now it sounds like a great idea. Done.
ReplyDeleteSara -- Well, you know the way to my heart! Follow me twice? *blush*
MeredithDuck -- I think you're onto something here. And yes, that IS a damn shame that you've never been up! Mooch off that family member and stay at their house!
Sarah P -- You like me? You REALLY like me? *tears* Send some of those penis-lovers over this way!
Jeri -- I always assumed people do!
Victoria -- I know. Such a beautiful moment. Almost as beautiful as when that woman shouted BABY WIENERS throughout the halls of the Grand Hotel.
Lisa -- It's good to know that you (and your flying snot) have my back.
I am so unoffended by dick talk. I lose followers sometimes too, but not sure why. I can't imagine it's the obscenities, or they never would have started following in the first place.
ReplyDeleteAunt Juicebox -- Who knows why someone would be stupid enough to un-follow us?
ReplyDeleteHa! You're not even the one who started the "Eat a Bag of Dicks" thing. You're just reporting what happened. How can you be unfollowed for reporting facts?!
ReplyDeleteGrace -- You are SO right! People don't blame reporters for natural disasters when they write stories about them! Thank, sister!
ReplyDeleteAunt Juicebox -- Who knows why someone would be stupid enough to un-follow us?
ReplyDeleteIf I could have followed you twice for the baby dick post, I totally would have. Whoever left you is obviously lame.
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