Reason #978 that my husband and I are perfect for each other:
Jeremy is goading me about something and getting me all fired up on purpose. Like, he's standing there smiling while I'm fuming. He's so dang proud of himself that I let loose on him.
"You know, you can be a real dickwad sometimes!" I shout as I storm upstairs.
Jeremy runs to the bottom of the stairs and screams, "Did you just call me a DICKWAD?"
"Sure did, dickwad."
And then Jeremy went ahead and made me fall in love with him all over again by laughing so hard he nearly collapses. Then I start laughing hysterically and have to grab the handrail so I don't fall backwards down the stairs. I truly married my soulmate when I married someone who appreciates the use of the word "dickwad," even when it is in reference to him.
And seriously, if that is how I die -- falling backwards down the stairs because I am laughing so hard with my husband -- I think we have a pretty damn good marriage on our hands.
It's all rainbows and doves and sparkly hearts over here people. Just as it should be.
Well if that's the case Matt has hit the motherload of wives with me. Sometimes my retorts to him are so bizarre he has no choice but to comply because he no longer knows what we're arguing about. WIN.
ReplyDelete"Dickwad" is HIGHLY underrated, as is "jagoff". I personally am a huge proponent of both.
ReplyDeleteHmm, maybe I should have used the "dickwad" tactic last night. Instead I just told my husband to fuck off. No one was hysterically laughing after that. Bummer! LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is true love!!! My hubby and I are the same way!!
ReplyDeleteThis is true love!!! My hubby and I are the same way!!
ReplyDeleteHmm, maybe I should have used the "dickwad" tactic last night. Instead I just told my husband to fuck off. No one was hysterically laughing after that. Bummer! LOL
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