Jeremy: *walking in the door from work* Hey babe, how was your day?
Veronica: Name ANY item in this house.
Jeremy: ... Why?
Veronica: Because I can GUARANTEE Josephine spit up on it today.
Jeremy: Oh ... yikes ... I'm sorry you had a bad day ...
Veronica: Are you slowly walking backwards?
Jeremy: No, no, not at all! HAHAHAHAAA! You're so silly, silly!
Veronica: You ARE! Get back in here.
Jeremy: I think I hear your phone.
Veronica: No, it's right here *holds up silent phone*.
Jeremy: Oh, HAHAHAHA. It must be MY phone.
Veronica: Noooo, your phone is in your hand and it isn't ringing. And why are you laughing like that?
Jeremy: *cups hand over ear; yells over his shoulder* Oh, okay. I'll be right there!
Veronica: Jeremy. *sigh* We are the only people living in this house, remember?
Jeremy: *mumbles incoherently and runs out door*
Veronica: You'll never get away with this!
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