Ahh, yes, Josephine IS in her third week of being six months old. This information is good for me to know. Thank you BabyCenter.
HOWEVER, for the past week, I have been getting some very different e-mails. Some e-mails that have me a little concerned about what the Internet knows about me ...
Firsts? Bringing baby home? Taking baby out for the first time?? I already DID these things! Am I about to do them AGAIN??
Could it be TRUE??? I am pregnant and the INTERNET knows before I do?* My advice for you, loyal readers: Start paying more attention to your inbox. Who knows. The Internet might be trying to tell you something.
*NO, Jeremy. I am not pregnant. SERIOUSLY. Stop hyperventilating at work. They frown on that. Trust me. Every time I have hyperventilated or cried at work, people seemed really freaked out. So, no. Once again -- no baby in the belly. Carry on.
Isn't "paying attention to your Inbox" how you get pregnant in the first place?
ReplyDeleteWell played, Ed!
ReplyDeleteLOL- good one Ed!
ReplyDeleteHA Hahahaha HA!
ReplyDeleteOh man. I had those emails and then after Olivia hit 8 months I unsubscribed. Mostly because they were crazy and I figured oh what the hell- this kid is doing stuff on her schedule anyways- she can't read and see she's being lazy and Parenting.com says so.
ReplyDeleteLOL- good one Ed!
ReplyDeleteWell played, Ed!
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