I have great friends!!
UPDATE: My mom just e-mailed to ask me what a MILF was ... I told her to ask my little sister.
UPDATE: My mother now knows what a MILF is. She said she was hoping it had something to do with a mother-in-law. Oh, she was terribly wrong.
UPDATE: I just realized Jess might hate me now. Because she is dating my brother. And she also called me a MILF. And I posted it on my blog, which led to my mother learning what a MILF is. And now my mom knows that Jess called me a MILF. Oh dear.
UPDATE: My mom just e-mailed to ask me what a MILF was ... I told her to ask my little sister.
UPDATE: My mother now knows what a MILF is. She said she was hoping it had something to do with a mother-in-law. Oh, she was terribly wrong.
UPDATE: I just realized Jess might hate me now. Because she is dating my brother. And she also called me a MILF. And I posted it on my blog, which led to my mother learning what a MILF is. And now my mom knows that Jess called me a MILF. Oh dear.
Congrats on the amazing news! Looks like the best Christmas gift ever:)
ReplyDeleteYou make me wanna get pregz!
ReplyDeleteno shame!
ReplyDeleteo, god! you are a lucky one...last time I needed to explain to my mother what is "gang-bang". I don't think she took it really well!
ReplyDeleteOh, totally unrelated, but I slipped and said something once about shaving "down there" - I must have been complaining to my mom about chafing or something. She was shocked and asked why I would shave that area. EEEK!
ReplyDeleteThat's Who I Am -- Thanks! It really was!
ReplyDeleteAlly -- Oh my! I never knew I had to power to inspire people! Get to procreating. And ... EWW.
Steph -- Me? Because ... yeah. I have no shame. Sorry!
lenival -- Oh my!
LOL...yeah that's what I'm saying..have no shame. I wanna be a MILF!! Who wouldn't!?
ReplyDeleteOh, totally unrelated, but I slipped and said something once about shaving "down there" - I must have been complaining to my mom about chafing or something. She was shocked and asked why I would shave that area. EEEK!
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